eating spaghetti:
1. put noodles in water before its boiling
2. let noodles overcook until they are really fat and soft
3. drain water and mix in a tiny bit of margarine
4. put a little more margarine on, and eat 3 or 4 bites of the noodles
5. put sauce and nutritional yeast on noodles
6. get favorite tv show on
7. eat some of the spaghetti
8. then take one of two slices of buttered or garlic toasted bread, and put some of the spaghetti on one slice, creating an open-faced spaghetti sandwich
9. eat the slice of bread with spaghetti on it
10. return to eating regular spaghetti
11. make second spaghetti sandwich
12. finish remainder of noodles and tv show
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